| • CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces. |
| • Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! |
| • A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
| • He came at
night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... |
| • Buy a scooty Pick up a beauty Drink a fruity Take her to ooty Remove her nighty Do your duty After 9 months get a cuty |
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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$
##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aankhein phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jacky chan ka sms aaya tha forward kar diya |
| • If i was a dog and u are a flower I would raise my leg and give u a shower |
