| • A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell, Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. |
| • A lady asked Santa:
LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…! |
| • A Chini was in
hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. |
| • Teacher to Santa: is
line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan… |
| • An Englishman and Santa
inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. |
| • A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.” |
| • Pappu while filling up a
form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…..! |
| • Santa was drawing money
from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur pin. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394. |
| • Santa Singh goes to a TV
shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haan’ replies shop owner. Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’ |
| • Santa goes 2 a Petrol
Pump sees a board Don't use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW. |
