• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
 • A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!
 • A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
 • Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
 • An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
 • A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
 • Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
 • Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur pin. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
 • Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
 • Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone


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