• Any party which takes
credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. - Dwight Morrow |
• Bush & Musharraf
were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy! |
• A good leader is a
person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. |
•
Kid Pid Did Sid Fid Wid Lid Gid Hid Jid Sid Mid Pid Vid Lid Qid Pareshan nahi ho, ye chaudhry shujat press conference ker raha tha |
• Dil main he mere
Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari, hui thi wo election main khari, na jane kahan se goli chal pari, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari, Dil main hay mere “Dard-e-Bhutto” “Dard-e-Bhutto” |
• Devils went to Court to
Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon ha i? |
• Bush ka “Kutta” bush se
roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Ek ghar mai do do nahin rahain gay =D |
• Asif zardari ne
Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR...!!! |
• Zardari ne awam k vote
ka kesa sila dia! Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi, Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia |
• 1 anokhi dua |