• i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex
appeal. remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
 • I'm at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks". I''m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out so hurry up!
 • I'm at the police station now been done for drink driving
Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample
They r now doin me 4 taking the piss.
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