| • i hereby place u under
arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal. remain silent & report 2 my bedroom |
| • I'm at the police
station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks". I''m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out so hurry up! |
| • I'm at the police
station now been done for drink driving Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample They r now doin me 4 taking the piss. |
