| • Press down if you think
you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE :P |
| • aik bandar ka bacha apni
maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai |
| • Your network tariff has
changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! |
| • Aap k haath main mobile
hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai… SMS ki achi khasi File hai… Phir bhi SMS nahi karte… yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai ? |
| • Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. |
| • Tu chand mangay main
chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bheek mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. |
| • A child uses its thumb 2
chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms |
| • Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). |
| • Hey friend remember
that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! |
| • Flowers+butterfly = A
beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. |
