| • Kya Tum Gareeb Ho? Reply With “Yes Or No” Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo. Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro! |
| • 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey. Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena! |
| • Principal 2 Students: U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours! |
| • Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye
na ji” . . . Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…” . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D |
| • Kya Tum Gareeb Ho? Reply With “Yes Or No” Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo. Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro! |
| • Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se
bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. |
| • Ek Bar Terrorist Ne Budhiya Ke Paas Bomb Rakh Diya. Log Chillaye Budhiya Bomb, Budhiya Bomb Woh Sharma Kar Boli- Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi |
| • A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, “Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.” After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley” |
| • Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N
Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? COCKROACH!!!! Aya Na Munh Me Pani? |
| • A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad! |
