| • Kash koi “exam result”
ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete… |
| • Exams ke 4 din pehle
syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai |
| • Exams are like GIRL
FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL! |
| • Lamha Lamha waqt guzar
jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?? |
| • EXam’s song by Munna
bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. |
| • It takes 15 trees
to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS. |
| • A student grabbed a
coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” “Tail, I watch a movie.” If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p |
| • eXams are there, at the paper u stare, the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !! |
| • Har Sawal Se Dat Kar
Ladna, Phekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna |
| • My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near". |
